Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Report: Failed Alcohol Tests, Suspicions Of Theft

by Anthony Miccio

Two months after TMZ swore shocking, shocking details were hidden in Lindsay Lohan’s probation report, the papers have finally been released, revealing that LiLo probably wasn’t just a forgetful jewelry purchaser chugging a lot of Kombucha. Some dirty deets:

  • Lindsay was spotted drinking alcohol by service staff at restaurants and nightclubs the day of her notorious fight with a Betty Ford employee last December.
  • Lindsay also tested positive for alcohol in February, following the return of that Kamofie & Co. necklace.
  • Lindsay has been suspected of wandering off with other items of jewelry in the past.

Despite the probation officer believing Lohan’s problems primarily revolve around her addictions, the court decided to stick her with community service and a likely 14 days of house arrest instead of, you know, more rehab. Was the point of releasing the report to make sure everyone knew this probably wouldn’t be the end of her drama?

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