Don’t Tell Mr. Roku To Do His Homework

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We already showed you the biggest kid in the world this morning, so how about we shift gears to The Coolest (not that obese children aren’t awesome, but that’s just not the primary concern).

Lots of kids are cool (cue: me in a trenchcoat and fedora, tip-toeing away from a playground). But then there are those like Mr. Roku — a child who actually goes by “Mister” — who is a Japanese child and wrestler, lucha libra style.

The little guy somehow wipes the floor with grown-ups, which makes him both awesome and a babysitter’s nightmare.

Video after the jump:

[via Dangerous Minds]

– Eliot Glazer