A mysterious hole appeared in a New Jersey lawn this week, and police still haven’t identified the cause, but never fear – this local news crew is on the scene to provide some rational explanations and rationaller X-Files sound effects. Apparently, the hole was most likely caused by one of the following:
1. A Meteor
2. An Alien
3. An Alien Riding A Meteor, Re-Enacting Alien Dr. Strangelove
4. The X-Files
As my friend @matthewkfanclub put it, “Bored joy-riding alien teens apparently sought for questioning”:
As we know from Occam’s Razor, the most likely explanation is the one that makes the fewest new assumptions, and we all immediately assumed it was an alien, therefore it is an alien. PROVEN. What’s that, Occam? I misused your thing? That’s funny, because you misused STAYING ALIVE, so shut up.