Damn you kids and your infernal racket! Don’t you know Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a 5,000,000 hour sleep debt they need to snooze off? With all those children, you just know they haven’t slept more than 45 minutes a night since 2001. Which is why we’re not surprised to hear Brangelina and Kirsten Dunst allegedly squared off over the Melancholia star’s all-night partying at Cannes. The pair allegedly complained when the actress “howled along” to The Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy For The Devil” at the Glacaeu Vitaminwater party at the Eden Roc Hotel. Man, just wait until Kirsten has six kids under 10, an A-list life partner and a new movie coming out every six months; then she’ll understand. She’s going to wish she had a soundproof coffin to sleep in.
Even more bizarrely, allegedly Mad Men‘s Jon Hamm and Vanessa Hudgens joined in the party, “stomping their feet and jumping on tables. All the while, bar staff patiently waited for them to quit. Eventually, security asked the group to pipe down as they were disturbing Brangelina, who are staying in the villa in the grounds.” Hmmm, something about this story seems a little suspicious. We mean, why would Vanessa Hudgens be at a legitimate film festival?
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