Bruce Wayne has Batman. Peter Parker has Spiderman. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had…no, they were just turtles all the time. Then why did they have those little masks? Meanwhile, over here in reality, Diddy’s Swag Twitter account announces his new moniker. And like most super heros, Ditty’s alter ego is…sort of cooler than him. Whether it’s hanging with Mike Tyson, checking out Bansky’s art or making up new delicious food stuffs (NEW CIROC DRINK— the MCSWAG!!! Mcdonalds frozen strawberry lemonade+Ciroc….WOW), Swag seems to be living the life. Sadly, Swag is apparently only around for this week and this week only. “I decided that I’m gonna change my name for a week in honor of my comeback,” Diddy announced. “I’ve gone as Puff, Puffy, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, King Combs – my real name is Sean Combs – and for a week, this week only, you can call me by my new name, Swag.” Let’s hope just Diddy doesn’t have Green Goblin-type breakdown where Swag just takes over his entire psyche. Actually, that’d be okay with us. We mean, Ciroc PLUS McDonald’s lemonade? Swag!
