Lindsay Lohan Just Wants Relax In A Bikini In Peace, Please

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

According to her Twitter, Lindsay Lohan is in Miami “working.” Said the actress this weekend, in her best Yoda impression: “Been working in miami, long day, tired girl i am.” These days, work for Lindsay seems to be either a vanity photo-shoot of some sort, releasing statements about her dad or promoting that Gotti movie that inexplicably just added Al Pacino to the cast. But sure, that sounds exhausting. (ROFLz) Obviously Linds needed to balance out all that employment with some poolside R&R in Miami, where she lounged, grimaced and ate a salad with her sister Ali in tow. Sure enough she was discovered by the paps, much to her disappointment. Again, on her Twitter: “Cant i just be with my sister @ a pool and have our salad!!!!! grrrrr”

Er, doesn’t she know by now that the answer to her question is “no?”

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