Do you see something that we don’t? Wires hanging down? Suspenders? No, right? Then how the hell are Lil Wayne‘s pants staying up! Whoever was on that beach (in Miami) probably became extremely well acquainted with his boxers, whether they liked it or not. Hey we get it, don’t rag on us for going on about someone’s personal style. We’re cool with that. We’re just marveling at the mechanics of how his shorts aren’t eating sand. One hand’s busy handling his very pretty mystery lady, perhaps it’s the other hand that is securing the pocket? Nada. As seen in the gallery below, that’s not it. Weezy, you’ve foxed us all!
[Photos: Splash News Online]