It was clear from the get-go that baritone country bumpkin Scotty McCreery had a solid shot at warbling his way to 2011’s Idol crown. While he’ll never be our “Scotty The Body,” his vocals have been consistently solid… however, they’ve been accompanied by the most contrived, goofiest, hide-your-kids, hide-your-wives facial expressions to ever land on the American Idol stage. And the way he handles that mic… it’s borderline pornographic.
To honor his probable win tonight, we’ve gathered his 23 most disturbing faces…in GIF form. We apologize in advance for tonight’s nightmares.