Aw, remember this talented little ball of hair and silicone? We haven’t heard a lot from the Back To Black singer since, oh, around 2008. So to bring you up to speed: nothing has changed. Sadly, Amy Winehouse entering rehab Wednesday night won’t surprise anybody with eyes and a long-term memory. “[Amy] wants to be ready for performances in Europe this summer and decided to seek an assessment. She will remain at the Priory on doctors’ advice,” her rep Chris Goodman said in a statement today. Even less surprising is the fact allegedly Winehouse drank vodka out of a tiny travel-sized bottle immediately before checking into the clinic. Said an onlooker at Meadway Food and Wine in Southgate, North London, Winehouse “seemed out of it. She was stumbling about, slurring her words. I was shocked to see her buy vodka so early in the day, and even more shocked to see her knock it straight back.” Shocked, really? Next you’ll be telling us you’re shocked to find out Obama got elected president, or Be Kind, Rewind was a delight. It wasn’t that long ago.
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