We wouldn’t trust Jason Sudeikis with scissors around our face (or, you know, in general), let alone gift him with the task of cutting our beautiful flowing locks. Kristen Stewart, on the other hand seems completely unfazed in Sudeikis’ MTV Movie Awards hosting promo, right up until the second he slaps that little tin cereal holder on her head and starts hacking away. Leighton Meester and Jason Sudeikis also enjoyed an awkward run-in last week when the SNL star subbed in as her dentist. Let’s see: hairdresser, dentist, babysitter, fighter pilot…which other jobs would we not want to see Jason Sudeikis fill in for? We think gynecologist goes without saying.