After a successful career in groundbreaking, history-altering rap and squashing any credibility by appearing in ridiculous reality shows, Flavor Flav has now turned to the internet for inspiration. You, our commenters, may have called out our report on planking as “old” (and you were right, so thank you!), but Flava Flav is just getting word of the new phenomenon.
Below, Flav plans on a flatbed truck, bravely without removing the enormous clock he wears around his neck (or his …crown?). Somewhere, Chuck D. has started collecting Pogs, telling Doug E. Fresh that “these things are gonna be huge!”
— Eliot Glazer