FACT: Flowers are pretty and they smell really good, but sometimes they need the extra touch that makes them AWESOME. No, it’s not an overconfident florist named Zjylon on the imaginary Bravo competition Heavy Petal. It’s FLOWERS SHAPED LIKE PUPPIES!
Don’t you want these? I do, but I can’t find them online — if you can help, post in the comments (and see more pictures below).
[UPDATE: Commenter SNL found them here!]
– Eliot Glazer