Guess what story just went from a 1 to a 10 on the Gossip Cop thermometer? Rumored couple Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston showed up together at the after party for the MTV Movie Awards, where they posed with host Jason Sudeikis, who coincidentally told GQ “she should be so lucky” in 2010 when asked he was dating Aniston himself. While the pair will appear together in Wanderlust later this year, Us Magazine’s sources say the pair were hardly just chummy last night. According to the snoop, “[Aniston] adjusted [Theroux's] tie, and he gave her a sweet kiss, sweetly rubbing her cheek” while the pair talked to director Brett Ratner. Ratner is directing Theroux buddy Ben Stiller in the upcoming Tower Heist, so he probably wasn’t scandalized.
We might be scandalized, though, by the cheek-rubbing that happened as the pair left. “They exchanged kisses throughout the night,” says the source. “When it was time to leave, Theroux grabbed her booty and stole another kiss!” A ooty grab? Gasp! Well, they better be serious if he’s treating America’s Sweetheart in such a manner! We don’t need another callow John Mayer type telling magazines how Jennifer reminds him of a stripper named Dimples. Our apologies to Theroux ex Heidi Bivens’ mom, but it sounds like this coupling is one red carpet away from official.