This week has been a great one for the world of headline writers. By now you’ve become familiar with Representative Anthony Weiner – whether it be via the news or the hundreds of d*ck pics he’s poked you with on Facebook. He’s the New York Congressman who accidentally tweeted a pic of his bulge, only to claim he was “hacked” (which is political jargon for “I’m lying to you right now.”), until yesterday, when Weiner came clean about the whole scandal, admitting that he, indeed, has been spamming ladies with photos of his hairless decolletage, seen from above below.
But don’t you see? His name is Weiner. And he was caught sending DPs. (D*ck pix.) Which means one thing and one thing only….
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN NY POST HISTORY.
How great, you ask?? THIS GREAT. (Camman, it’s a short ad, don’t be like that.)
Thank you, NY Post. While this is certainly nowhere close to my favorite headline of yours ever (“Horses Cloned Via D-N-Neigh”), it’s close.
And I’m guessing the image of “Jon Stewart Unloading On Anthony Weiner’s Chest” caused about half of you to stop paying attention. Fair enough and good day.
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