Think all the way back to 2009, when a film called Inglourious Basterds came out. Now, many of you reading were probably pretty psyched that oft-crowned “Sexiest Man Alive” Brad Pitt got top billing. And then you actually sat through the movie, and your brain delivered a roundhouse kick to Brad Pitt’s gorgeous perfect face because holy hell, who the f is Lt. Archie Hicox? Oh, no big deal, that’s just Michael Fassbender, the current torch carrier for hottest actor in Hollywood, in both career and perfect facialness.
Fassbender, the current face of X-Men’s Magneto, and who once starred in a please-tell-me-it’s-on-Netflix mini-series called The Devil’s Whore.
Since staring at photos of Michael Fassbender has become something of a pastime for me — as in, it is how I literally pass the time — I decided to put together his best pics in an effort to prove a point. And so, here are 50 Photos of Michael Fassbender, the Sexiest Man Alive.