Twitter is so silly, right? The way people talk about stuff, with the hashtags and abbreviations and all that nonsense that is — more or less — so two-thousand-and-late. Things have chaaaaanged, you guys. Congressman Anthony Weiner is at the center of the cultural right now, since he’s been busted for using the microblogging format to send d*ck pics and crass sexytalk with a bunch of different ladies (#menarepigs).
Luckily for us, Bill Maher and Jane Lynch collected all the dirty exchanges and highlighted some of the best to be read aloud, verbatim, in an extremely NSFW dramatic interpretation that includes the line, “You know I got no camera.” So gross. So now.