Celebrities! They’re just like….you know, like those weird neighbors that keep really loud donkeys for no fathomable reason. Reportedly Reese Witherspoon’s pet donkeys Honky and Tonky having been bothering the families that live near her California farm, though clearly not by having names that aren’t cute enough. Reportedly Witherspoon’s miniature donkeys are constantly braying, and as one local claims “they’re driving us crazy!” But Reese has an Oscar! Doesn’t that sort of balance it out, as far as neighbors go?
Witherspoon’s property is also home to pigs, goats, chickens, and a horse, all of whom probably probably cannot stand Honky and Tonky when they get like this either. “It’s so bad that a few residents have sent her a letter,” a neighbor told Us Magazine, while another wants to reassure the Water for Elephants actress that “She’s beloved here. I’m not even sure she know what’s going on.” They’re just lucky she doesn’t bring home her scene-stealing costar Siam the elephant. She’d do it, too. Everyone knows once you start collecting livestock, you gotta big or go home.
[Photo: Getty Images]