FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The Britney Spears “Femme Fatale” Tour

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BEST INTRODUCTION OF BRITNEY “PAPI” SMEARS





HE JUST BLUE HIMSELF



SO THAT’S WHERE HE LEFT HIS KEYS





MOST INCLOGGEDNITO





JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A GAY MECHANIC




GREATEST MARLON BRANDO IMPRESSION EVER




THE WORST PART OF THIS PHOTO? THE PERSON FILMING IT WITH THEIR IPAD. #GETITTOGETHER




MOST SCREAMED AT STOMACH





GUITAR MOST LIKELY TO BE HOSED DOWN WITH PURELL


OCCIFER, HONEST TO DRUNK, SHE’S NOT GOD




MOST SUBTLE MID-JESUS-THANK-YOU NAP





“PRETEND IT’S MARIO LOPEZ. PRETEND IT’S MARIO LOPEZ.”





BEST JENNIFER HUDSON CAMEO





DOOR-ON-FRIENDS-IEST





THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IN THIS SAME POSITION (NOT A GOOD SIGN)





MOST UNEXPECTED PERFORMANCE OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS THEME SONG





CIRQUE DE SOLAME-IEST





MY POOR BRITNEY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU





NO, REALLY, SHE SHOULDN’T BE TOURING. WHEN KIRSTIE ALLEY IS LOOKING BETTER THAN YOU, IT’S TIME TO BOW OUT OF THE BUSINESS AND JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE

WE LOVE YOU BRITNEY!

[Photos: Splash News Online]