BEST INTRODUCTION OF BRITNEY “PAPI” SMEARS

HE JUST BLUE HIMSELF

SO THAT’S WHERE HE LEFT HIS KEYS

MOST INCLOGGEDNITO

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A GAY MECHANIC

GREATEST MARLON BRANDO IMPRESSION EVER

THE WORST PART OF THIS PHOTO? THE PERSON FILMING IT WITH THEIR IPAD. #GETITTOGETHER

MOST SCREAMED AT STOMACH

GUITAR MOST LIKELY TO BE HOSED DOWN WITH PURELL

OCCIFER, HONEST TO DRUNK, SHE’S NOT GOD

MOST SUBTLE MID-JESUS-THANK-YOU NAP

“PRETEND IT’S MARIO LOPEZ. PRETEND IT’S MARIO LOPEZ.”

BEST JENNIFER HUDSON CAMEO

DOOR-ON-FRIENDS-IEST

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IN THIS SAME POSITION (NOT A GOOD SIGN)

MOST UNEXPECTED PERFORMANCE OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS THEME SONG

CIRQUE DE SOLAME-IEST

MY POOR BRITNEY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU

NO, REALLY, SHE SHOULDN’T BE TOURING. WHEN KIRSTIE ALLEY IS LOOKING BETTER THAN YOU, IT’S TIME TO BOW OUT OF THE BUSINESS AND JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE

WE LOVE YOU BRITNEY!
[Photos: Splash News Online]














