Does Lindsay Lohan not remember that she used to be in legitimate feature films? Did someone Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind this woman? Even I Know Who Killed Me must have had a sound guy. However, Lindsay Lohan’s commercial for internet auction site Beezid.com is just another sad reminder that the star of Mean Girls is now willing to appear in footage which looks to have been shot on someone’s phone. From 2003. It’s also a particularly painful reminder of Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest. Is anyone really rushing to visit that site knowing that Lohan uses it “during some of my time at home”? All she has is time at home! She literally has no time that is not spent physically in her home.
As if that wasn’t depressing enough, apparently Jackass star Steve-O and Lindsay Lohan used to do drugs together, a fate that for her ankle bracelet goes Lindsay…again. “I’ve done a lot of drugs with Lindsay (Lohan), but everybody knows that. Lindsay was over at my house one time and she was in my bathroom probably selfishly not sharing drugs,” alleges the Jackass star in his new book Professional Idiot: A Memoir. “But while she was in there, I pulled out my camera and I got this crazy footage. And some time passed and later I go in my bathroom and I find that she left her wallet, so I sent her this text and I said Lindsay, you left your wallet in my bathroom. This was when she was in rehab and she told me to bring it to her. So I meet her in the driveway of this Wonderland Rehab that she’s in and I make her sign a release form of the footage that I have.” Somehow we have a feeling that the cinematography in that video is still better than her latest ad.