Hey, remember that story about the 16-year-old girl who got married to that 51-year-old actor? If you don’t, you might want to go to a doctor, because it happened yesterday.
Yes, Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison got “hutched” last week to “singer” Courtney Stodden, who is 16-years-old with 3-month-old breasts. But really…. are we supposed to believe this girl is 16? I mean come on:
16? In what, slutty animal dog years? These photos reek of menopause. And if she is 16, I guess the bigger question here is WHERE THE F–K ARE HER PARENTS? I mean did these two get their adoption and marriage papers confused?
The good news is, for those of you worried about this young lady’s future, she seems to have everything figured out! After all, she’s marrieeeeddddd AND has a blossoming singing career!! Check out her single “Don’t Put It On Me,” which will make you long for a Zune that plays only Rebecca Black on repeat in your ear for eternity….
OK. First of all. Where the HELL IS PETA regarding that pink dog that wants to die, not because it’s pink, but because he’s being forced against his will to star in music video alongside a 36-year-old. Assuming she is a teen, how do people like this get made? Is this like the preview video to next week’s Intervention where they reveal that her Dad is a pastor and kicked her out of the house after discovering her having an h-job study session with the baseball team? I am GENUINELY asking you to explain this girl to me, I can’t wrap my tiny little brain around her or her rack.