When Lady Gaga Met The Children

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Lady Gaga, swathed in a red maxi dress, blue hair and a blazer, swept through Toronto airport yesterday. The blue hair had also made a rather raunchy appearance on Gaga’s nether regions the night before at the 2011 MuchMusic Video Awards. The singer’s progress towards her space ship was only halted by this little tyke here. We’re fans of this girl who looked rather terrified during her encounter with Gaga. This is how we imagine the conversation went.

Lady Gaga: LITTLE MONSTER!
Little Girl: *If I don’t look at her directly, maybe she’ll disappear*
Lady Gaga: Little monster, It’s me, Mamma Monster! Let me cocoon you with the surreal blanket of my love!
Little Girl: *Maybe I’ll start backing away slowly*
Lady Gaga: …. We’ll change the world one sequin at a time!
Little Girl: *Someone help me*
Lady Gaga: …Don’t be a drag, just be a Queen. Like me! To the spaceship!
Little Girl: MOMMY!

[Photo: Splash News Online]