Update those eFarmony profiles, America, because true interspecies love can exist! The Elle Macpherson lookalike on the left there is named Suryia, and her best friend (and more?) and Roscoe the Dog have taken their unusual relationship (“Where’d they meet? eFarmony?” — Worst Comedian In The World) to the page, as they’ve written a book together called “Suryia And Roscoe” by Dr Antle, Thea Feldman and photographer Barry Bland.
Hmm… I wonder if one of the chapters is called “ROSCOE HATES BANANAS”:
Ahead, more photos of these two, which I will shrink and wear in 9 or 10 different lockets around my neck.
This monkey needs a break you guys:
You could put this couple in those interstitials in When Harry Met Sally with them arguing over shit and I don’t think anyone would bat an eyelash…
They are also animal Olympians:
AND LOVE A GOOD JOKE
And also, LOL, they can read their own book you guyz:
Thankfully, I think we can all agree who wears the pants in their relationship…
It’s the orangutan.
(via The Daily Mail, my favorite fake paper in the world.)