Meet Norma Stitz, née Hugh G. Breasts. Norma is the Guinness Book of Records title holder for the World’s Biggest Natural Breasts. Her bra size clocks in at 102 ZZZ, also my favorite radio station as well shorthand for what I do when I have a 102 fever (sleep). 102 ZZZ YOU GUYS. Do you know what you’d get if you cut 30 of her bras in half? 60 yarmulkes for GIANTS.
Norma’s got a great attitude with a capital T-I-T!
Here’s a side view:
Norma started wearing bras when she was only 9 and says she’s proud of her breasts, while her bikini top told the papers “I give up,” before depositing both of her breasts softly on the ground.
Here she is sitting:
DID SOMEONE SAY LET’S GO TO THE BEACH? NORMA’S BREASTS PROBABLY DID!
But how are we going to get there? Oh, we’ll just take our stationary bicycle!
Here she is putting the dishes in the dishwasher!
Congratulations Norma! Not only for finding the perfect wrap dress, but for showing the world exactly who you are: A woman with breasts Aretha Franklin could fit comfortably inside of.
[via Splash News]