Broccoli sucks unless it is:
A) Covered in sauce in some sort of stir-fry.
B) Covered in oil and cheese in some sort of pasta.
C) A HOUSE:
Broccoli House!!!! We should totally zap ourselves with the “Honey I Shrunk The Kids” shrink ray and climb up that little ladder and go have parties in the broccoli house and shoot a movie about it and call it “Broccoliing Down The House”. Eugene Levy has already signed on.
“I know ONE house where George Bush Sr. wouldn’t wanna live!!!!” Consider the 20th Anniversary of George Bush Broccoli Jokes COMMEMORATED.