Before we get into dissecting this cover, we’d like to tell all Mila Kunis fans that we actually like her. We’d also like to add that she is genetically gifted far beyond our comprehension. And yes, she could put on a potato sack and make it look like couture. But even the most perfect of creatures must have some sort of Achilles heel, right? With regards to the actress, it just so happens to be this Lanvin dress Mila has on the Flare Magazine August cover.
Let’s get the pleasantries out of the way first. Mila, we applaud you for your billionth cover of the year. We think your skin and make-up is fabulous (not too sure about that hair, though). The way they’ve photoshopped you into soft light makes you, indeed, look heavenly. Okay? Unfortunately, the Flare dudes didn’t have to take the “flare” so seriously. We get it guys. You’re Flare — the dress is flared. Way to make so fine a point. Also, said flare makes Mila look like the more high fayshyon version of the dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park. Anna Wintour, is dat chu? After that horrifying image, let’s just focus on all the generic quotes that she gave in the interview. For instance, she offers, “I love bad TV, so if I can just stay home on a Sunday and catch up on my horrible reality shows, with my dogs and my Pinkberry, to me that’s heaven.” No Mila, that still doesn’t make you like us!
[Photo via Flare Magazine]