Toddler In Tiara Eden Wood Is Back, Still Slurring


I don’t know what it is, but the first time someone went and slowed down a performance of Toddlers & Tiaras star Eden Wood performing a disturbing little number on The Talk called “Cutie Patootie” (PAGING CHILD SERVICES) (DOES CHILD SERVICES PATROL TODDLERS & TIARAS BECAUSE THEY SHOULD???), it was as if the stars aligned. Life just brightened a little for ol’ man…Me.

And now — NOW! — Eden Wood has been slowed down again, this time talking about hairspray! It’s like the South’s most gorgeous and tiny middle-aged beautician got BOMBED on hard lemonade after a long day and just went off!


Thanks for the tip, Neil!

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