Countess Luann’s New ‘Song,’ Now With Even Less Singing!

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If you were to ask a baby what they thought of when they heard the word “classy,” that baby would probably say, “Champagne, robes, caviar, earrings, limos, and FRENCH WORDS!!!”

Surprisingly, if you were to ask a reality TV star what she thought of when she heard the same word, she’d probably say the same thing (because cashing checks to appear on a demented representation of a fake world is, by default, an immediate way to strip yourself of all desires to be a fully-functioning, relevant, important member of society) (sorry, that’s the rule).

Keeping that in mind, Real Housewife Of New York City‘s Countess Luann‘s new song, “Chic C’est La Vie,” is about being reeeeeeally fancy, even in the Borgata Hotel in ATLANTIC CITY?? So, basically, Countess Luann rapping equals Donald Trump Auto Tuned, plus Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon making duck faces.

P.S. “Find your dreams within yourself and live with dignity.” — Countess Luann, the lady who got paid money to get bucked by a camel

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