Things Students Will Learn In Oprah Winfrey’s Class, ‘Life 101′

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Now that Oprah isn’t at the helm of a daily talk show anymore, she’s busy doing other stuff. Her network, OWN, is allegedly tanking, so while she isn’t busy trying to fix that problem (p.s. everyone should be watching Oprah: Behind The Scenes), she has reportedly chosen to take up teaching. In fact, Oprah will teach a class called Life 101 — a course in “the stuff [Oprah] wished someone had told her about how the world really works” — to the 12th grade students at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in Johannesburg, South Africa.

We’ve already got a rundown of Oprah’s lessons plan for the curriculum she plans to put into action for her students.

Week One:  How To Make Your Cocker Spaniel The Best One Ever

Week Two:  Finding A Gayle, Or How To Not Feel Bad About Getting You BFF On The Payroll

Week Three:  House Hunting — Finding The Best 12 Places To Call Home

Week Four: What Does Tyler Perry Like To Eat?

Week Five: You Can Get A President Elected, Too!

Week Six: Arm Wrestling Tom Cruise

Week Seven: Naming Your Own Magazine After Yourself

Week Eight: John Travolta Is Still A Very Sexy, Masculine Guy Who Can Dance And Sing Really Well Even Though It’s No Longer 1994

Week Nine: You Get A Car, You Get A Car, You Get A Car (How To Give Everyone A Car)

Week Ten: How Long Is Too Long When Wearing A Tina Turner Wig?

Week Eleven: Australia Is So Cool

Week Twelve: Who Wants To Be A Billionaire?

[via PopEater]

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