We think we can safely say, if you’re going to hit Nicki Minaj in the face with a suitcase, you might as well go ahead and bash yourself in the teeth as well, because there is no way you are escaping the rapper’s wrath. TMZ reported that Nicki’s assistant Safaree Samuels struck the rapper during a dispute Monday night, after Minaj followed him to their room to check if he had taken some of her belongings. However, Nicki and the authorities are claiming that the injury was accidental. “We responded to her and a friend arguing over a suitcase, and one of them let go and it hit her in the lip,” Dallas Police spokesman Kevin Janse said about the incident. Seriously, imagine a 10,000 suitcase, shot out of a hot-pink bazooka toward your mouth, for an approximation of what would happen to that guy if he started throwing luggage around intentionally.
Seeing as how Nicki Minaj’s cousin died earlier this month, girl is probably having a hard enough month as it is without tales of dangerous carry-ons. “The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn’t leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? #getaF%cknLife,” Minaj tweeted this morning. Our thoughts exactly.