Pippa Middleton is famous for one thing and one thing only: Her ass, which she stuffed into a white gown on her sister’s Queen Catherine’s wedding day. And what better way to honor England’s most eligible bachelorette than with her very own likeness made out of crumpets? Maybe fashioning it out of soccer fans kicking each other in the teeth? That would probably be the only thing more British than this.
Those of you DYING TO SEE the finished product, oh TRUST ME, you will want to CLICK AHEAD!