8 Photos Of Chris Brown Looking Like A D*ck On Today

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Chris Brown appeared on The Today Show’s Summer Concert Series this morning. I would say he sang, but it’s pretty obvious to anyone with two functioning eardrums that it was actually a robot voice that Chris wrapped his lips around . To be fair, he was dancing up a storm, but to be even fairer, he’s an assh*le in a vest and bow tie. #Chrisbrowntoday and always.

Here are 8 Photos of Chris Brown Looking Like a D*ck on Today (With Video!):

1. “The Dinosaur Hitler”





2. “The Sea World Dolphin”





3. “The ‘We Know You’re Lip-Syncing Chris Brown, Relax’”





4. The “Yeah I Failed My Driving Test, So What? You Wanna Start Sh*t BITCH?!”





5. The “Yo This Bar Mitzvah Is DOPE”





6. The “Ohh I Know The Answer!! Teacher Pick Me!!! Damn I Knew It”





7. The “What F*ggot Left This Banana Peel Here??”





8. The “Rihanna Retaliation Defense”





VIDEO OF THE PERFORMANCE HERE: