Denise Richards Surprised To Hear She’s Roasting Charlie Sheen

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Sometimes people are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them. It’s the same thing with doing stand-up at Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central roast. Rumors were circling this morning that Charlie’s ex Denise Richards was seriously contemplating taking the podium at the roast in August. Us Weekly even reported their source as saying, “She’s interested. Denise has a terrific sense of humor.” Either way, let’s not pretend this wouldn’t be an amazing idea. You  know that woman probably built a new wing on her house to store the thousands of unflattering anecdotes she wanted to throw in his face later.

However, Denise Richard’s Twitter tells a very different story. “I just heard the news I’m roasting Charlie? First I’m hearing this, Is that appropriate for the mother of his children to do that?Good, Bad?,” she tweeted this afternoon. The man parades his steroids-and-porn star lifestyle in front of America, and you’re worried about being appropriate? Oh girl child, have you learned nothing from being married to The Sheenius?