Kris Jenner Gets A Face-Lift For Kim’s Wedding

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Kim Kardashian‘s wedding to Kris Humphries is going to be a spectacle of, well, Kardashianical proportions. A source tells the NY Daily News, “ Kim really does want it to be America’s version of the royal wedding is going to be isn’t the only one primping for a picture-perfect wedding. It’s the most lavish event possible – no matter what it costs.” Of course it’s going to be, because it has to be a money-making machine.

Kim’s mom Kris Jenner, as always, has dollar signs in her eyes with the whole wedding-palooza. The source explains that she, “is worried that all the money that’s going to be made from the wedding [via the sale of photo rights and sponsorships] will have to go right back into it.” But she’s also worried about how she’s going to look at the wedding because everything is going to be broadcast to the far outreaches of the globe. Apparently, Kris just got a facelift. And all the Kardashians are talking about it because publicity is the reason for their existence.

Khloe Kardashian spoke about her mom’s procedure saying, “She looks amazing. They say you are supposed to have a lot of swelling for a week or so after, but I didn’t notice.” Jenner’s facelift will be a part of an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, with the momager revealing, “I’ve never had such a stressful morning, honestly, in my life.” Also, FYI, Humphries has also been talked into getting dental veneers before the wedding. Like we said, everything needs to be perfect, because perfect means a bigger paycheck!