The only time of the year where the weather almost forces you to wear little to no clothes, and Lady Gaga has decided to slip into a Muppet fur vest and massive skunk pony tail. Flashback to February when Lady Gaga was literally walking around the Lower East Side in her underpants. We won’t go into the full-length latex skirt or lace ski mask except to say: the chafing alone. THE CHAFING ALONE. While we understand that Gaga was in town to visit Howard Stern and Z100 to promote her tour, we sincerely feel like this is the height of Gaga’s madness. Forget the Bette Midler mermaid feud, forget the egg vessel: any fashion choice that threatens to send you to the hospital to get your electrolytes replenished is too much diva for us. Even RuPaul would raise a pencil-thin eyebrow at this, before immediately putting on a sunhat and standing next to an air conditioner.
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