New Hunger Games Poster Gives Us The Squeees

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INT. VH1 OFFICES – DAY.

TheFABlife Editor Kate Spencer sits at her desk and checks her email. She looks glamorous and put together but in that annoying way where it seems like she doesn’t try too hard.

KATE

Oh look, an email from The Hunger Games publicist. Oh neat, a new poster. Sure, I’ll click on this lin-OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. IT. IS. GLOWING. IT’S FIRE! THE GIRL ON FIRE! OH MY GOD THE FIRE IS BECOMING THE MOCKINGJAY! THE MOCKINGJAY IS CATCHING FIRRRREEEEE! IS THAT THE SOUND OF SOMEONE BREATHING AS THE FLAMES BURN?! YES! YES IT YES! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING OH MY GOD WHY CAN’T ALL OF TWITTER BE HERE IN THIS ROOM TO WITNESS THIS WITH ME?! I WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH THE BABIES OF THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THISSSS!

THE END.

(Check out the poster below the jump!)

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