Samuel L. Jackson attended the premiere of Captain America at the El Capitan Theater in Los Angeles Tuesday. There were a whole slew of famous people there, including Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Piven, Mark Ruffalo, and Robert Downey, Jr.
They all looked fab, or whatever the Queer Eye For The Straight Guys would probably say in 2004, but we’re not listening. We’re still very busy, unable to tear our eyes away from the sight of Samuel L. Jackson pairing a stunning Nehru jacket with white pants, sneakers, and a very fancy hat. It’s like one of the Real Housewives went to the Kentucky Derby and had sex with Levar Burton circa Star Trek, and then they put Coke Bottle sunglasses on the baby, and that baby was really tall and very intimidating in films like Pulp Fiction and Unbreakable.
There’s only a handful of other famous people that could pull off such a distinguished look, and those people are: