Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! What’s that sound, you ask? It’s the BABY POLICE ringing the SAVE THAT KID alarm, and it won’t stop ringing until the authorities snatch that poor tot from the cold, callous-laden hands of professional boxer/pigeon lover/convicted rapist Mike Tyson.
Someone decided not only to mirror Tyson’s face tattoo (it’s Sanskrit for “Wendy’s: You Know When It’s Real”) (J/K it’s a tribal swirl or something) on their kid, but to let Tyson hold the li’l guy as he posed for a picture that he then uploaded to Twitter, adding, “Moments like this make everything all worth it.” #howtheinternetdestroyedus
By “everything,” we assume Tyson means bankruptcy, charges of assault against woman, and uncontrollable rage? If that’s true, then yes, it’s all worth it. In fact, is that Mike Tyson or Mary Poppins?