Someone, Get Sarah McLachlan To New Jersey

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Here is the cover of this week’s In Touch Magazine:

Yes, that is Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice (pronounced Joo-Dee-chay, or Gee-you-dicey if you want to get killed by her husband), posing with one of her four lovely daughters and a little dog . The dog, it is safe to say, does not understand how this life got handed to him. Click play on this video and then stare into his miserable little puppy eyes…

 

 

No, really, Sarah McLachlan, use your powers in the miserable animal industry to get this dog out of their house.

 

EXTREMELY SAD DOG EYES CLOSE-UP