Lou Bellera, Amy Fisher’s Husband, Will Shoot You…r Wedding

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Lou Bellera is married to Amy Fisher, trigger-happy murderess and self-made porn star. Together, they released a video in which Amy — currently appearing on tragic circus Celebrity Rehab — claims she was drunk to get through the process of having sex with her husband on camera. And, honestly, you would be, too, if you got one look at this guy.

Oh wait, here he is. Ladies and gentlemen, Paulie Walnuts Lou Bellera:

That Glammy Shot is taken directly from Lou’s web site, where he charges roughly a cool $8G’s to act as Event Video Producer and Digital Photographer at your wedding or special occasion. This guy’s site is something else. Lou promises to “work very hard to capture the right expression, angle and background of the subject matter as it unfolds. Details are very important in the big picture so Louis likes to go over every aspect of the client’s desires BEFORE he takes on an assignment.”

Just like on his sex tape. Just like on the sex tape he made with his wife, Amy Fisher, inside their house when the kids weren’t home, hopefully???

You should definitely hire Amy Fisher’s husband to take pictures with his digital camera at your niece’s bat mitzvah. Make it happen — Sen. Joe Lieberman and Itzhak Perlman both did, allegedly. Because, just like it says on his web site, “It’s your big day! Go ahead, be a diva!” Just don’t try to shoot somebody in the face. …Unless you use that to spearhead a career in depressing porn. Be a diva!!!

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