Oh wait. That’s not Sesame Street. It’s a viral marketing campaign for Air New Zealand featuring
a Triumph the Insult Comic Dog knockoff named Rico, who is allegedly a squirrel? Whatever. You just do you, Air New Zealand!
It must have cost that country several bags of ca$h to get Lindsay Lohan, of all people, to sit down for a “candid” interview in which she must play a good sport while being subtly berated by a puppet. Cuz, honestly, what’s going on? Her hair is white, her lips are inflated, and everything is very, very sad.
But maybe she’ll fly to New Zealand for free now? Do they have courthouses in New Zealand? Can you drink and drive and be a part-time lesbian? Wish you were here, LiLo!