Hollywood is crossing its fingers that you will want to see Disney’s Snow White remake, despite the fact that their film, The Order of the Seven, is the third movie currently in production that’s based on the classic fairy tale. As if Cinderella or Ariel couldn’t wield a sword! Please. Based on the “dark, edgy” description, the film sounds more similar to Kristen Stewart’s Snow White, complete with badass armor and weaponry, than to Lily Collins‘ more traditional princess. In fact, Seven reimagines the fable as a sweeping action epic set in China. What, so now we’re not going to get those half-dozen Mulan remakes we wanted? Pull it together, filmmakers!
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Disney’s movie primarily revolves around the story of the dwarves, who in this version are “a 19th century-set disparate band of international warriors belonging to a centuries-old order who have lost their way. Their meeting with an Englishwoman being chased by an ancient evil is the catalyst for their redemption.” So e can all look forward to fewer baby deer scampering around, way more witches being hurled off of cliffs.