….We’re sorry. We’ve been trying to write the intro to this post, but we can’t help looking at the swimsuit clad goddess up above. Chances are good that you’re having the same problem and aren’t even reading this. We understand. Marisa Miller has been distracting readers ever since she first graced the pages of Victoria’s Secret catalogs in 2002. Sports Illustrated, Vogue, Maxim, Elle, Esquire, GQ…there are dozens of publications with articles we’ll never be able to read, all because our eyes won’t tear themselves away from her fantastic physique and bikini body. They don’t call ‘em “Angels” for nothing. And would you believe Marisa turns thirty-three today?! So to celebrate we present you with thirty-three of her hottest bikini shots. Not that we have to tell you that…we’re sure you went straight for the gallery. Are you listening to us? Is there anyone there? Hello?
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