The 7 Gayest Pictures Of Marcus Bachmann

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[Gay teenagers are] barbarians that need to be educated. They need to be disciplined.

So says Marcus Bachmann, husband of Minnesotan presidential front-runner Michele Bachmann, talking about innocent, confused children! This guy also practices ex-gay therapy at Bachmann & Associates, his “counseling center” for unsuspecting, vulnerable people likely to be emotionally damaged by the archaic, unsuccessful practice of  “praying the gay away.” (Michele, incidentally, calls being gay “dangerous” and that it’s “part of Satan.”) (WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?)

It’s crazy, though, because all these rumors and insinuations are flying around because the guy is a dead ringer for Cam on Modern Family. We’re not saying he is or he isn’t anything that he may or may not be (confused?), but, nevertheless, here are some pretty gay pictures of Marcus Bachmann:

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ZOMGGG NO PICTURES NECESSARY!  WATCH HIM DANCE!