That wasn’t meant to be a cryptic headline, funnily enough. TMZ has given us some deets about how Charlie Sheen‘s Two and a Half Men character, Charlie Harper finally dies on the show. Making way for Ashton Kutcher, of course. Let’s just put it this way — Chuck Lorre took out all his frustration-hatred-angst out in the death scene!
Sources told the site about what went down on the show, which taped on Friday night. According to them, Charlie married Rose (his crazy stalker) who found him doing the nasty with another woman in the shower in Paris. The next thing you know is that Rose is detailing Charlie’s end at the funeral — but was she responsible for it ,folks? — which was straight-up grisly. She recounts how she and Charlie were at a Parisian subway when he ended up slipping onto the tracks. The train went straight at him and rammed him apart in a “meat explosion”. So basically, Chuck Lorre made mincemeat of Charlie in the end, one way or another.
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