Now that Charlie Sheen‘s character Charlie Harper is officially going out in a meat explosion to end all meat explosions, we guess Chuck Lorre and the gang can feel free to reveal how Ashton Kutcher’s Two And A Half Men‘s salary compares to that of the Warlock King. According to TV Guide, Ashton Kutcher is now the “highest-paid sitcom actor,” raking in $700,000 an episode. Ah yes, but what kind of deal did Ashton get on his goddesses’ salaries? We’re assuming Warner Bros. had to add them to all future Men contracts, just to save everybody a lot of paper work.
Of course, Kutcher is still only making a fraction of Sheen’s $1.2 million per episode in take-home pay. So take $700,000, multiple that by anywhere from 13 to 22 episodes a season, carry the one… oh sorry, that loud popping sound you heard were our heads detonating in a smaller, more manageable meat explosion.
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