The phrase “TMI” was invented for situations like these. Also, “My Eyes!” Because that was our reaction when we heard US based artist Daniel Edwards had created a sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez nude together. Can we please repeat this? Justin Bieber. Selena Gomez. Together. Naked. They’re supposed to be a 21st Century Adam and Eve. And just to up the ick factor, he’s called the piece. “Justin and Selena as One.” Seriously? And check this out, their most naughty bits have been covered by a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star respectively.
It gets even more freaky. Right in front of the couple, he’s created a sculpture of a Canada goose — how should we say this politely — getting it on with a Texas armadillo. And in the best “explanation” we’ve heard, Edwards’ rep Cory Allen has said of the whole thing, “Justin and Selena joined together, symbolizes the great harmony between neighbouring countries Canada and The United States.” Right, that’s why the goose and the armadillo are doing the nasty? Also, doesn’t the fact that Selena and Justin are like hatched chickens bother him? Too YOUNG, artist dude. Lay off!
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