Gérard Depardieu took a leak on the floor of an airplane recently, which, y’know, oui oui/wee wee. Given that he is an enormous, stubborn European, that is a LOT of material for bloggers, humorists, comedians, or — in Anderson Cooper‘s case — broadcast journalists.
We’ve always had an
eternal yearning from the pit of our stomach little crush on Anderson Cooper because he’s erudite, intelligent, and — oh yeah — stunning. But who knew that he could get down and dirty with an endless supply of puns about pee? Sure, we would expect that from, say, Charlie Rose or Ted Koppel, but toilet humor from Anderson Cooper? You don’t say!
And not only does Anderson revert to grade school gags about the Depardieu incident, but it drives him to hysterics. We get to see Anderson Cooper giggle incessantly like a nervous teenage girl at junior prom (or something)! Believe us: “urine” for a good time.