Faith Hill And Tim McGraw Barbies Losing A Shoe Under A Fridge Near You

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No more fashioning tiny little cowboy hats out of duct tape for you! EW reports that Faith Hill and Tim McGraw Barbies are due out from Mattell this October. “Tim and Faith sent us photos of every detail” doll designer Linda Kyaw says of the $69.99 doll duo. “including Tim’s complete suit, piece-by-piece; and Faith’s dress, make-up, and clear shots of her hair preference.” Let’s hope Faith’s hair preference is “hacked apart by a pair of safety scissors and colored in with watermelon-scented marker,” because that’s all our Barbies sported!

“The couple knew exactly what they wanted to see in doll form, and they helped us achieve the best possible results,” Kyaw explains. We were kidding about all the Barbie abuse, of course; clearly the dolls are collector’s items only. No one needs to see Tim McGraw’s face get chewed on by the family dachshund or Faith Hill’s leg get jammed in a heating grate, not even in toy form.

[Photo: /Mattel]