This isn’t the first time the Lindsay Lohan Marilyn Monroe comparison has been made: they’re both troubled, blond (usually) and didn’t star in Mean Girls 2. In case we weren’t putting the pieces together on our own, however, Lilo has taken the time to spell it out for usÃ¢â‚¬Â¦in the book Marilyn: Intimate Exposures. Ã¢â‚¬Å“I can understand the photographer Bernard of HollywoodÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s [Bruno Bernard] statement, ‘it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.;” Lindsay writes, providing the forward for author Susan Bernard‘s book. “I identify.” Jeez, Lilo, you might as well go ahead and paint us a pict…oh right, those Lindsay Lohan Marilyn Monroe photos. Girl is on her Monroe game!
“Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity,” Lindsay continues. “Neither do I Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ I had always thought that movie stars were in films that would last forever in your mind. But now the films donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t.” Hey, Herbie Full-Loaded will last forever in our minds! OhÃ¢â‚¬Â¦you mean, for being good. Hmmm. “Marilyn said she had no foundation,” Lohan concludes. “But she said she was really working on it. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve been trying to do the same thing Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ I believe in myself and IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m a good actress.” Well, then let’s get out there and be the next Marilyn, girl! First off: no more commercials co-starring animal puppets. Pose topless all you want but let’s keep a sense of decorum here.