Oh, Sarah Jessica. We can’t even with this cape situation, girl. Oh no, wait, we can: Little Red Riding HUH? The actress showed up at a Moscow presentation of her new film I Don’t Know How She Does It? (AKA I Don’t Know Why’d You Name A Movie That?) in a lovely red gown with a flowing cape to match. Seriously, a cape. There’s fashion forward, and then there’s just fashion dumb. And sadly, this look falls into the latter category. Why ruin a good thing, SJP? Even worse, she teeter-tottered in giant heels that looked like bear claws. BEAR CLAWS, you guys. We blew up a photo of them below just so you could enjoy them in all their WTF glory.
Now, maybe we’re just not fashionable enough to appreciate what she’s rockin’ here. Do you like this look? Be heard below, fashionistas.